Stolen from Joshie's blog

Ten people you enjoy the company of, in no particular order:
1. David Almeida (together we are masters at conversations that alienate entire parties)
2. Susan Maroldo (my college prof. because she’s so mentally engaging)
3. Cathy Thompson (especially when we’re both punch drunk)
4. Sarah French (we knew each other in a past life)
5. Larry Tackett (when he’s in a good mood)
6. Tommy Mangieri
7. Jimmy Crescitelli (no one gossips better)
8. My sis Lisa (we have always been good friends)
9. My cat Cleo (a.k.a. “Schweetie Schweetie” – I know this sounds gay; go fuck yourselves!)
10. Joshie (he doesn’t know how much his enthusiasm and empathy makes my day)

Nine words/phrases/sentences you like to say:
1. Schweetie
2. Pweh – as in “it puts a bad taste in my mouth!”
3. Chuh! – as in “Of course, you flaming idiot!!!”
4. Eeeks – as in “The Royal We didn’t see that one coming!”
5. My clever little euphemisms for disgusting sex acts – anyone who knows me has heard them, like “kissing the chocolate starfish”
6. C*** (lovely word I think women should be proud of!)
7. “I hate to be judgmental, but…”
8. “You know, they say the Russians go to theatre to have their lives changed…”
9. “Let me think about thatNO!”

Eight things you are wearing right now:
1. Black Claiborne pants
2. Kenneth Cole shoes I stole from my neighbor after he skipped out on his rent
3. Loud striped button-down shirt
4. Purple ribbed tee
5. My Einstein watch
6. Diesel Zero Plus cologne
7. A yellow LiveStrong bracelet
8. Glasses

Seven things on your mind:
1. The apple I just ate
2. How fat I feel
3. How I want to exercise after work
4. How I should call Larry and check up on him but he’s in dialysis right now
5. Steven Bate’s birthday today
6. I get to leave soon
7. My cat is waiting for me at home

Six items you touch everyday:
1. My cat Schweetie
2. My bad parts
3. My wallet
4. This damn cellphone
5. My glasses
6. The shower curtain

Five things you do everyday:
1. Shower
2. See number 2 just above
3. Pet Schweetie, except when I am on business travel
4. Listen to music
5. Sleep

Four songs on your mind:
1. The Alex Corsten mix of Duran Duran’s “Sunrise”
2. “Such Great Heights” by the Postal Service
3. “Trying to Keep the Customer Satisfied” by Simon & Garfunkel
4. The cool music at the end of Lemony Snicket

Three things you think of when you wake up:
1. glasses, glasses, glasses
2. What do I have to do today?
3. What the hell was that dream?!?!?!?!

Two of your favorite foods:
1. Grilled Salmon
2. Asparagus

One person love more than any other:
I have a lot of people I love, thank god I never have to do a Sophie’s Choice sort of thing.