Request for Joshie

I about peed my pants at the party last night. I would love to capture Joshie's words for all posterity.

So, Joshie?

The cue line was, "Seriously, the ONLY thing I'm scared of in the entire world is cockroaches!"

And...action!

He posted it!

"And now, we present: Chad Is Only Afraid Of Cockroaches.

Chad: (repeated for the last ten minutes): Cockroaches are the only thing I'm scared of.

Josh: (he knows it's like kicking a puppy but he just has to) What about sharks, Chad?

Chad: (he's been ready for this and is just glad someone is talking to him) No, cause I swam with sharks at Sea World.

Josh: (knows that those sharks at Sea World are a bunch of pussies that don't deserve the name) No, what about great white sharks off the coast of South Africa, jumping outta the water like helicopters...would that scare you?

Chad: (I wonder if Josh is annoyed with me?) No.

Josh: (can feel the savage Lord of the Flies vibe in the dressing room and is now on a roll) No? Giant fucking sharks flying through the air? Not scary? How about cobras, Chad? How about you're taking a shower and someone throws a bunch of cobras in there with you? Maybe, huh? Maybe a little scary. Just a bit? How about drowning, Chad. Is drowning scary, are you scared of that? Or maybe of being burned alive, scary yet? Or how about this, you jump into a pool and someone spreads oil on the surface of the water and sets it on fire and every time you try to come up for air they punch you in the face -- GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER CHAD!!!!! GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER CHAD!!!! -- Would that maybe be a little scary?"