And a REALLY BIG FINISH
Now that I'm in a better place...I'll finish Marcie's quiz.
Cuz, like, in the last day I won tickets to meet Duran Duran and I got a huge contract with KIDS HOUSE to write a child abuse prevention script for them to perform throughout Central Florida!
So, here it is:
Three things you dislike about yourself:
My sensitivity about my playwrighting
My weight
That I cannot keep my mouth shut when silence would work miracles
Three parts of your heritage:
Irish White Trash
Welsh White Trash
Midwestern White Trash
Notice a pattern...LOL - it ain't matterin' where y'all started, it's just matterin' where ya dun finished
Three things that scare you:
Decorative item made out of animal skins or animal parts
Monkey toys
Ummm, quizzes?
Three of your everyday essentials:
Shower
Music
Something to laugh at
Three things you are wearing right now:
My neato Einstein watch
My neato black Nunn Bush shoes that look like expensive Italian footwear
The ring – you see it, you die. No, it’s the ring I’ve worn every day for the last three years. It’s neato!
Three of your favorite bands/artists (of all time):
DURAN DURAN!
Stephen Sondheim
Anything Neil Finn is involved in (solo, Split Enz, Crowded House, The Finn Brothers)
Three of your favorite songs at present:
The new Mark Tinley mix of Duran Duran’s “What Happens Tomorrow”
“They” by Jem
I just recently regained an addiction for Bernstein’s overture to “Candide” – makes me hyper
Three things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Getting into a Fringe play as an actor
Producing something
Lasik
Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Sex
Witty, charming, intelligent conversation before sex
Witty, charming, intelligent conversation after sex
Two truths and a lie: (Guess which one is the lie.)
There is a well-known local writer who thinks I’m straight even though I have refused to answer his queries about my orientation and have instead told him to check the archives of his own damn paper for the answer – which he hasn’t done yet…
I have this one recipe for Italian soup that is absolutely fantastic because I follow the directions to the letter.
I didn’t know who was playing in this year’s Super Bowl until Sunday a few hours before the game.
Three physical things about the opposite or same sex that appeal to you:
The look like they’d be fun in bed without a lot of emotional baggage (see Justin Sergeant)
Dark hair with pale skin (refer to Joshie)
Kinda this charming “knuckle-dragger” look, but handsome (see John Hill)
On the opposite front:
Sarah French's hips
Kimberly Grey's lips
Nikki Darden's huge but perky bazooms!
Three things you just can't do:
Go without working – it’d drive me fucking nuts
Model Speedos (I could, but no one would want me to, including me)
Stand by and watch someone abuse someone else – especially if the victim is a child or an animal
Three of your favorite hobbies:
Writing
Listening to music
Reading
Three things you want to do really badly right now:
Go home and nap
See my cat – I know, it’s fey
And nothing else, I’m pretty happy right now
Three careers you're considering:
Playwright who teaches at a small college also
More of this – consulting and class design
Superstar International Glove Model
Three places you want to go on vacation:
Venice
Ireland
BOSTON, David, Boston!!!
Three kids' names you like:
Yard Ape
Brat
Oops!
Three things you want to do before you die:
Lose some weight permanently
Get Lasik
Disappear for several weeks - not to have people worry about me, I’d just love to go missing for a long while and come back with a strange scar on my neck, a confusing tattoo on my ass, and a female hooker I rescued from some horrible fate.
Three ways you're like a stereotypical guy:
I really think that sex can JUST be a really good way to “blow” a couple hours
I am sort of a slob
I think burping and farting (sorry Jeff Lindberg) are things that everyone does
Three ways you're like a stereotypical chick:
I like men
I painted my toenails at least every other day for a few months
I am infatuated with my pussy….my cat Cleo (a.k.a. Schweetie!)
posted by Schmacko @ 1:22 PM
6 Comments:
Hey - you are an EYE-WITNESS that I am working on that trip to Boston. (The plan is to get my father comfortable enough to let me bring 5 or 6 of my closest friends up to stay at his house for free so we can vacation for cheap. Baby steps, love, baby steps...)
And by the way, you'll have a better chance of having sex with Justin Sargent if you spell his name correctly. I know I did.
Yep, it was during Assassins - I don't know what possessed me. May hit me again at some point. I like that if something grabs you, you just do it without thinking.
Remember that I painted them red, white, and blue for opening night?
Hehe
By the way, no one has guessed the lie yet.
The lie is the Italian soup (unless you want to call watered down sauce with pasta SOUP) You don't give a rats ass about football, and there is one person who you have totally confused. Actually, I think he is being too lazy to really think about it in depth. ;)
And CATHY gets it right!
She lives with me, so she knows I'm a good cook but for some reason soup eludes me. I always end up with heavy spiced potpourri...
But you make a DAMN fine cheesecake!
It's scary how well we know each other. Sometime I think I could use my nuerons and brain cells for a better use.....
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