Just More Questions, Different Kind

IF YOU COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE FOR A DAY, WHO WOULD IT BE?
I’d be the Sultan of Brunai and then tell everyone that I wanted to empty my harem of women and fill it with men.

GOLD OR SILVER?
Two-tone

WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
Hotel Rwanda and I still wanna kill myself

FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER?
Stimpy

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper and a health shake –b’fast of champions… if they’re overweight champions with desks jobs.

WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
The egotistical self-absorbed person who cornered me at the a party I attended last month - I also think this person’s a bit of a sociopath….what fun…

CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
Nope.

WHO INSPIRES YOU?
Right now, Charlie Kaufman

BEACH OR CITY?
City with the beach every so often

SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer or Winter in Florida

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?
10, and wow, can my brothers kiss!

BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN?
Kettle corn, actually

WORST MEMORY?
And here’s where I’ll use my Skip card – why would anyone want to answer this? OK, the day my mom died! Are ya happy now ya know?!?! Huh!?!?!

BEST MEMORIES?
See above. Just kidding! The day I left home actually – I still don’t know where that courage came from.

FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING?
Right now, tomatoes and spinach and Havarti cheese

HAVE YOU ANY PETS?
Oh, yep, my “Schweetie McPeters”, my loveable cat Cleo. And we’ve been watching over a couple feral cats, Ghosty and Jackson.

WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE?
Sociopathy....and people who have no eyeborws, cuz that's just SPOOKY

FLOWER?
Whole Wheat Baking Flour

IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY HOW LONG WOULD YOU LEAVE IT BEFORE YOU TOLD PEOPLE?
I would only tell Cathy and David and then swear them to secrecy.

FIZZY OR STILL WATER?
Has anyone every tried out the idea of carbonating milk? Carbonated chocolate milk - Mmmm.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM?
Ooo, it’s Fairy Dust Lavender with white tiles and a smidge of black trim.