1) What is the name of your imaginary band?
Triple Net Nipple Threat

2)What is the name of your imaginary band's first album?
“Porn Watching for Dummies”

3) What is the name of your imaginary band's hit single?
“It’s So Unsanitary (But Keep Doing It!)”

4) What instrument do you play in your imaginary band?
Dirty Filthy Jew’s Harp, Scar-monica, Acoustic Synthesizer, and Electric Triangle

5) Your imaginary band is like a cross between...?
Simon & Garfunkel and Satan’s bowel movements

6) What is your imaginary side project called?
The Moron Tab & Apple Choir

7) What imaginary juicy dirt will we discover about your imaginary band on VH1's Behind The Music?
That instead of being models hired to be in a popular band, we were a band hired to be popular models.

That our drummer/interpretive dancer was just hopped up on children’s aspirin

That we stole all the money from our first manager instead of the other way around

Every night, we’d pick out several female groupies, take them up to our trashed hotel rooms, wash their hair, send them home, and then blow our toothless overweight roadies for cash which we gave to children’s charities.

8) Give us a sample lyric?
"Could you let me fucking entertain you for a goddamn while?
With songs that don’t smell like a fucking pile
I’ll take the past I’ve had
Full of incest
Which sometimes, it’s been sad
Not the best
But I’ll make it all sound so sappy
Maybe it won’t make you fucking happy
But if you think it ain’t too crappy
Could you crack a goddamn smile?!?!"

9) What song does your imaginary band cover?
“The Good Ship Lollipoop”

10) What real band joins you on tour?
Paul Anka