First Quiz of 2007

t h e l e t t e r A
Are you available?: Let’s just say never.
What is your age?: 37
What annoys you?: People who are mentally incapable of seeing things from another person’s perspective.

t h e l e t t e r B
Do you live in a big house?: Nope, a small duplex, but I like it.
When is your birthday?: Women’s Suffrage Day (US)
Who is your best friend?: David Almeida

t h e l e t t e r C
What's your favorite candy?: Dove Dark Chocolate
Who's your crush?: No one
When was the last time you cried?: Have I stopped?

t h e l e t t e r D
Do you daydream?: I agree with Marci, Life IS better inside my head!
What's your favorite kind of dog?: Kosher
What day of the week is it?: Saturday! Saturday! (And now I have a Bay City Rollers song running through my head, thanks!)

t h e l e t t e r E
How do you like your eggs?: Severely scrambled with cheese or benedict – NOTHING ELSE! I am not a huge egg fan.
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: Daydream, actually, I do it very very easily.

t h e l e t t e r F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: Jesus, yes!
Do you use fly swatters?: Only on my naughty bits
Have you ever used a foghorn?: Only on my naughty bits

t h e l e t t e r G
Do you chew gum?: LOL – am right now!
Are you a giver or a taker?: This sounds sexual, so I am skipping it.
Do you like gummy candies?: Not really – I once worked for a gummi bear factory, and that sort of turned me off.

t h e l e t t e r H
How are you?: Tired, but there is still so much more to do!
What's your height?: 5’10”
What color is your hair?: Flesh – what’s left is brown going grey

t h e l e t t e r I
What's your favorite ice cream?: Ben & Jerry Everything But The…
Have you ever ice skated?: Yep

t h e l e t t e r J
What's your favorite jelly bean?: Jelly Belly Cappuccino (ask Cathy, this is true!)
Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Besides my life?
Do you wear jewelry? This one sounds sexual so I am skipping it.

t h e l e t t e r K
Who do you want to kill?: I only get mad at myself, really
Do you want kids?: Yes, to go away.
Where did you have kindergarten?: Jefferson Elementary on Cherry Street in Creston, Iowa

t h e l e t t e r L
Are you laid back?: This sound sexual so I am skipping it.
Do you lie?: Yep, not so much anymore, though

t h e l e t t e r M
What's your favorite movie?: The Color Purple – dead serious
Do you still watch Disney movies?: Yep.
Do you like mangos?: This sound sexual so I am skipping it.

t h e l e t t e r N
Do you have a nickname?: Yes, I have a LOT, most of them derogatory
What's your favorite number?: pi
Do you prefer night over day?: Yes, easier to hide your crimes

t h e l e t t e r O
What's your one wish?: To win the lottery – people say money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d like the experience firsthand, before I believe it.
Do you wish this was over?: Not yet – I am not motivated yet!

t h e l e t t e r P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: Certain things made out of dead animal parts – like children’s puppets made of rabbit fur, and YES they do exist! Paranoid, being of poor health and impoverished! And I'll mention Sarah here, so she'll read the whole thing (yous earcher, you!)

t h e l e t t e r Q
Are you quick to judge people?: Jesus, yes, and I hate that about myself.

t h e l e t t e r R
Do you think you're always right?: No, and I LOVE when people gently pull me aside and correct my arrogance to me in private! Serious.
Do you watch reality tv?: Nope, don’t watch TV

t h e l e t t e r S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: This sound sexual so I am skipping it.
Do you like snow?: Fuck, NO!
What's your favorite season?: Real Floriduh winters, not what we’re having here.

t h e l e t t e r T
What time is it?: 3:50 p.m.
What time did you wake up?: Which time? – once for an hour and a half at 4:48am and again at 8:41 am
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: Jesus, it’s been waaaay too long, probably when I went to the race track with my brothers for Labor Day 2004.

t h e l e t t e r U
Are you wearing underwear?: Yep
Underwear or boxers?: Briefs

t h e l e t t e r V
What's the worst veggie?: Brussels Sprouts – I have recently grown to hate them even more! They taste like they’re already rotting.
Where do you want to go on vacation?: Venice! I want to have the money to go to Venice!
Where was your last family vacation to?: We stopped when I was seven, just before my Mom died – we went to East Battle Lake near Henning, Minnesota.

t h e l e t t e r W
What's your worst habit?: Laziness
Where do you live?: Whore-lando (sticking with the W theme!)

t h e l e t t e r X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes
Have you seen the x-games?:Nope
Do you own a xylophone?: Nope

t h e l e t t e r Y
Do you like the color yellow?: Yep, it’s up in the upper third of good colors
What's one thing you yearn for?: Money

t h e l e t t e r Z
What's your zodiac sign?: Aquataurirgosaurus
Do you believe in the zodiac?: Yes and no
What's your favorite zoo animal?: Me