Quiz from Yo Momma

A Quiz from Yo Momma, I changed a few of the answers to make them more general for here.

1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. Yes, and I am not so bad at it, to my extreme detriment

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. Since I was eight or nine, playwright

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. Playing acoustic guitar

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. 7&7

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. Asparagus!!!

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. I just finished re-reading Suite Francais, which was brilliant - I am sorry it was hidden for 60 years. I am in the middle of Michael Chabon's The Yiddish Policemen's Union - gah, he is talented!

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?
7.)A. Aqua-virgitarrius

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. Just one tattoo of Ernest Borgnine on my right butt cheek

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. Lying about having tattoos

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. I'm not really that type of person, sadly

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A. I love the ritual of baseball, but because of where I went to college, I'd say volleyball

12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. I am a sarcastic optimist

13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. Sing TV theme songs with rewritten dirty lyrics

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. Can't mention it, because it makes people eternally uncomfortable, but the good news is it happened 29 years ago. The people who know me know that it is. Funny, though, I did tell a few people the other week, though, since it has to do with the play I just finished writing.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. I wish my friends and I lived in a commune – dead serious

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. One cat -she's very congenial

17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. Now that I could handle - I'd probably invite you in, we'd either sit on the couch drinking tea and talking, or I'd set you to watching a DVD while I cooked.

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. As a mass, you have good taste in blogs you read.

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Both

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
20.)A. Lose weight

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. Both

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Green – they were once described as the color of oil in a mud puddle

23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. Yep, the charges didn't stick, though

24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Draft!

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Pay some bills

26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A. Only if you hit me over the head, because I am so clueless about all this, dead honest.

27.)Q. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
27.)A. Independent Bar downtown or The Peacock Lounge

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. Kinda sorta

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Ahem

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Wow, do I!!!

31.)Q. Biggest pet Hate?
31.)A. People purposely embarrassing others in public, like public criticism

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Bipedal

33.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
33.)A Sure