Four Play

Four jobs you have had in your life:
1. Consultant for Employee Development
2. Tour Guide
3. Janitor
3. Mayonnaise Taste Tester

Four movies you would watch over and over:
1. North by Northwest
2. Postcards from the Edge
3. Harold & Maude
4. Little Oral Annie

Four places you have lived:
1. My mom’s womb
2. Creston, Iowa
3. Kirkland, Ohio
4. Bumfuck, Egypt

Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. Sew Simple
2. Cops (to see my relatives)
3. American Viagra Idol
4. Static

Four places you have been on vacation:
1. A Duran Duran Concert
2. A public restroom
3. A mountain
4. Near water

Four websites I visit daily:
1. www.Ireallyshouldhavenotshovedthatupmyass.com
2. www.doesmarciereallyreadthese.com
3. www.dash.com
4. www.www.www.www.redundancy.com

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Salt
2. Caffiene
3. Fat
4. Sugar

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. In bed on my right side
2. In bed on my left side
3. In bed on my back
4. In bed tossing one off the wrist


Four books you've really enjoyed:
1. Don’t Pee in My Mouth and Call It Lemonade
2. The Five Relatives You Meet in Hell
3. The Lovely Boner
4. The Bell South White Pages


Four songs you could never get sick of:
1. “Neener Neener Neener” by me
2. “Daddy, Don’t Touch Me There (Father’s Day)" by Ernest Borgnine
3. “Pull My Finger” by Charlotte Church
4. “Unabashed Plagerism” by Dooran Dooran