BLOGZILLA Part Deux!

Don't blame me!! Another quiz via Joshie:

What is your favorite word to insert 'fucking' into the middle of?
Gazpacho – as in Ga-fucking-zpacho – cold soups fill me with a rage…

Also, vichyssoise, as in vichy-fucking-ssoisse

What is your favorite subsitute curse word?
"Jesus emm-effing Christ!” I don’t like the original, because it makes My Personal Lord and Savior into a practitioner of incest. And thought we all know Jesus dearly loved his Virgin Mother Mary before he croaked on that cross, I don’t really think He loved her in THAT way… But my made up word is a good thing.

When you really lose it, what vileness pours out of your mouth?
Holymothuhfuckingshit, what sort of shittymotherfuckingsuckasscrap is that!?!?!?!

When was the last time you raged at the Heavens in frustration?
Ugh, me an’ Heaven are on good terms these days. I sent out diplomats, they were hiding weapons of mass damnation, so we had a small war to bring democracy to the celestial layer, and now God and all the angels are having open elections.

Actually during the third hurricane and after the third cancer death of 2004…

Okay, let's calm down for a second.
As a Bart Simpson, my new chalkboard mantra is

I promise to be less sacrilegious.
I promise to be less sacrilegious.
I promise to be less sacrilegious.
I promise to be less sacrilegious.
I promise to be less sacrilegious.
I promise to be less sacrilegious.
I promise to be less sacrilegious.
I promise to be less sacrilegious.