Close Your Mouth, Dear

How stupid do mouth-breathers look?

A young female employee came to ask me for help today, and she was pretty, except that she kept breathing through her mouth like a wheezy Hoover.

Trying to to create some sympathy (or at least hand her a subtle clue) I asked if she had allergies or, like me, a cold.

Nope.

She went on about her business, and I watched several IQ points fall out of her mouth and crash to the floor every time the poor thing exhaled.