Marcie's Quizes

1. What is your favourite word? Two of the many are preternatural and phan·tas·ma·go·ria.

2. What is your least favourite word? I'm a curser but I hate Jesus MF Christ!

3. What turns you on? Blowjobs

4. What turns you off? Salt Peter

5. What sound or noise do you love? That grinding thingy at the crematorium. It's creepy how it plays music and makes the monkey dance all silly whiles it's grinding.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? One of the voices in my head is sort of nasal.

8. What is your favourite curse word? Hexeth

9. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Glass sculptor

10. What job would you absolutely not like to attempt? Mayonaise taste tester

11. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you get to the pearly gates? "OK, what do you want to try next?"