Killing Me Softly with His Quiz

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
I check to see if the horns are showing, that’s about it.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
A lot actually for me, $128.25

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Messed

4. Favorite plant?
One that spews tons of pollutants into the air and water every day, what is that??? Union Carbide???

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Hehe – David Almeida

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
Satan singing me his typical lullaby.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
A grey and black striped polo

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Only with Avery labels, cuz they stick the best.

9. Name brand of the shoes you are currently wearing?
Nunn Bush

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Black as my soul, if you can get it that dark

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
David? – I mention him a lot in my suicide letter, so I think he’ll be happy for the attention.

12. Ever "spilled the beans"?
Yep, all the time. Oh, the legend is that my blind grandfather tripped on some beans he spilled, hit his head, and died. When I was four, I wrote a song about it. We sing it at every family baptism.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Having a panic attack and crying while the aliens took the probe out of my ass and stuck it up my nose...again...

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
It is most definitely private.

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
Nope.

16.What's a saying that you say a lot?
I use the word “the” a lot, I’ve noticed.

17. Who told you they loved you last?
My mom. Just before she died in 1977. She said, verbatim, “I love you last.”

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Tater Monkey, a stuffed animal I have here at work

19. How many hours a week do you work?
50 to 55. I like my job. Not sure how I’d feel about my life as a whole if I didn’t have it.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Half of one, I think.

21.Favorite age you have been so far?
Pre-natal

22. Your worst enemy?
It’s between Liverworst and Bratworst

23. What is your current desktop picture?
My cat. Yep, I’m that gay.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“Have a good night” to Suzanne, a coworker. I am always last to leave.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose?
Apparently, I am currently choosing to erase my regrets, because I sure as hell ain’t got the money.