Got Another One

Song of the Moment: SHEILA, TAKE A BOW by The Smiths - On Black Sunday (the night Joshie lovingly chewed my ear off of my head), we danced to this!

The client I work with who is always spouting bullshit:

Today, during a phone conference he said "All of our recently-trained facilitators are now fully integrated into the instruction process."

His boss said, "Excuse me, but what does that exactly mean?"

I translated - "He's saying all the new instructors have each taught at least one class."

Her respose to him: "Oh, Jesus Christ! THAT isn't what you REALLY meant, is it?"

I about fell out of my chair when he meekly replied, "...yes..."

"HOW the Hell did you just put it!?!?!"

I repeated his words for her: "All of our recently-trained facilitators are now fully integrated into the instruction process."

And all of us laughed at him for close to a solid minute.

I need more meetings like this!