Becoming Bi-Postal

I am going to start positing this over at my Myspace page, too...

YOUR MOST HATED...

CANDY:
I have a few – Peeps, those Easter marshmallow eggs with the hard candy coating, circus peanuts, and peanut butter chews (which taste like my brother’s earwax…)

BEVERAGE:
LOL – David and Cathy and going to laugh at the second one. The first – I bought a can of coconut drink at a local Vietnamese store (it tasted like I was drinking my brother’s earwax…) And secondly, I tried Campari and soda recently before the Stephen Lynch concert I attending with David and Cathy) It tasted just like Satan’s urine after a healthy helping of asparagus!

TOWN/CITY:
I dislike a lot of cities and towns; I hate American cities that cannot seem to pick up their own garbage. Tampa, Birmingham, and Irving, Texas pop to mind immediately.

MOVIE:
I have a few – but Sphere and Afterglow are WAAAY up there. Also, I HATE Sleepers.

ASPECT OF MYSPACE BULLETINS:
Dunno – I ignore them.

ANIMAL:
Leeches

INSECT:
TICKS!

BIRD:
Most pet birds, because of having to put up with chickens as a child, I have a bias that sees all domesticated birds as filthy, needy animals!

SEASON:
Snow

AGE OF KIDS:
Dunno – as a group, I think teenaged girls can be the most destructive to themselves and each other.

DRIVING:
I only hate driving where there are stoplights or other people on the road. I really love it when someone else drives.

TALKING ON THE PHONE:
When I am in the middle of something and the person on the other end would be offended with “I gotta go!”

WHILE WATCHING TV OR MOVIES:
Cell phones, especially if the morons pick them up and talk.

EATING IN RESTAURANTS:
Agree with Marcie - People who treat servers as though they're inferior beings.

DRIVE-THRUS:
Steak n Shake – it’s like the seventh circle of Hell. If you’re making the food fresh, DON’T have a drive-thru!

SLEEPING:
Insomnia.

SHOWERING:
Nothing – I LOVE showers! I have this very powerful shower head that basically does a derm-abrasion while it washes – heaven! Wait, sometimes I don’t put the little control-thingy down, and I get dowsed with freezing water first thing in the morning!

YOU'RE AT THE BEACH:
When the sand is really blowing around.

YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE:
A couple – people who block the aisles to chat or slowly browse, and people who are so intent on looking at the shelves that they don’t watch where they are driving! WFTV anchor Bob Opsahl has run his cart into mine more than once!

COOKING OR BAKING:
Nothing – love it! If I don’t love it, I don’t do it. And if anyone wants to buy me new baking sheets or pans, I’m game!!!!

WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST:
Ironing. Thank you Imperial Cleaners!

WHAT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?:
Torture

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?
Low self-esteem, and a personal one – scraping the fork or knife across the plate or your teeth. It gives me an instant migraine – it’s a form of torture for me, really.

MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR/TRUCK?
The big dent, the damage inside. It used to be the things that broke down conveniently every oil change, costing me hundreds. But now that I found Travis and he is honest with me, I just budget for what he says needs to be fixed.

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS?
There is a large contingency of guys that CANNOT grow up. I am OK with immature behavior for fun, as long as you can keep a job, not recklessly spend your money, and not destroy property. But there is a whole population of guys who cannot and will not go to work regularly, act professionally enough to keep the job, balance their checkbook, plan a ride home when they go on a binge, or keep themselves from being failures. They live with their moms, or skip out on months of rent, or treat girls like objects or surrogate moms.

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS?
I think girls can be very very mean to each other, and they do not realize that their gossiping and back-stabbing hurts all women in the long run. We should be proud to have peaceful, independent women running our country. Also, I don’t like the pretty princess types who want some guy on a white horse to rescue them so they can have the dream wedding where everyone else has to put up with their shit so they can be royalty for the day and then sit at home ignoring whatever kids they later have. I generally wish women would rise up and start a peaceful riot in this country, and I think they can!