Predatory Blogging

A note to Sarah French in LA, who asked me what was up. (I think it was her polite way of saying "Why did you send a harassing message to Ryan?" Hehe. Ryan's cooll!)

"Nothing's up, 'cept I'm really missing my girlfriend! I'm buried at work and need some of your levity. I picked on your local boyfriend; did he tell ya? By the way, you know how David is my dry-husband and Cathy is my dry-wife? Well, now you're my dry-long-distance-girlfriend! K? How's the freeway?"

And a Ran-dumb note to Joel Warren

"Hey! I just finished writing a children's version of The Hours I think you should produce! It has hand puppets!!! I'm now working on the children's version of Silence of the Lambs."