5 Things from Scott(ie)

My new source in what to write, people, Scott(ie) Campbell!:

Recently, Scott(ie) published a bulletin board item where he encouraged us all to post 5 things to specific people – not say who they were – but just put them out there.

1) This one is for four of you: You know why I love you? Because you are a "yes, and" person all the way through – it's a rule in improve where you never negate a person or their ideas, you add to it. You do it very well, and it makes people around you feel fantastic and just simply love being with you. Every time I'm having a long talk with you, I seriously want to hug you.

2) This one if for three of you (one of you knows who you are): I know I sometimes start on inappropriate tracks of talking. I cannot stop myself, and I cannot find the DELETE, REWIND or RESET buttons, so I just plow on like an idiot. I'm sorry you had to put up with that.

3) This one is for two of you, one WAAAY more than the other: You know, keeping your mouth shut and acting gracious to people isn't the problem; you do that VERY well. Having a shittyfuckingsuckass attitude that silently judges the entire world and ALWAYS finds it wanting is. Who made you the Flaw-o-meter, anyway!?!?! I applaud your graciousness (except one of you does talk behind others' backs, which is cowardly). But now I'd challenge you to be more than gracious and actually start LIKING this fucking world – looking for the positives instead on dwelling on the crap - instead of finding all of existence a pile of stinking dog poo that poor widdle ol' you has to put up with!

4) This one is for three of you: You know, I genuinely love spending time with you. You're like a piece of modern music that I at first found intriguing and a little strange. But you stuck to without changing who you are, and now I think you're one of the coolest people I know. One of my great pleasures being in groups with you is showing others the cool things I see in you.

5) This is for one of you: what's a really suave, memorable way to tell someone you have a harmless crush? Whatever it is, pretend I just said this to you. God, you have sexy eyebrows! (See, that IS NOT the suave thing to say; that's why I depend on you!)