I've Thought More about this God Thingy...

Because as a Christian, you can come to Jesus at the very last moment of your life, ask forgiveness, accept your personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christtm into your life, and then live in eternal bliss.

So this whole gay thing is not really such a big deal, is it?

I mean, the trick isn't living a good, moral life. It's knowing roughly when you're goign to die, so you can repent before you meet your maker. The closer you get to your actual death before you turn Turn to Godtm, the more fun you'll have, and the longer you'll live a happy life before this religion thing rebirths you into a life of dour jundmentalism and hatred of anything pleasurable.

Now, if we can just get this on a cable access channel, we could be rich!!!