Someone should write a play!

Here are some more I found online - not ALL of them refer to me, but enough of them do!

1. You refer to the yield of the tomato plants in your home garden as "deliverables."

2. You've succeeded in memorizing the morning and afternoon schedules of two major airlines' flights to your client's site.

3. You can execute five complex tasks simultaneously, but you can't remember what you had for breakfast that morning.

4. You have enough "vendor" ID badges for a royal flush and two pair.

5. You use so many acronyms you no longer know which are your company's, the client's or the software vendor's.

6. You feel naked without a laptop hanging from your left shoulder.

7. The project partner tries to hire you. (Happens ALL THE TIME!)

8. You start referring to your laptop by a cute name.

9. You are upset when you come home on Friday night and the lights aren't on, the bed isn't turned down, and there are no chocolates on your pillow.

10. "Vacationing" is spending an entire weekend in your own home.

11. You can call room service and order multiple entrees without looking at the menu. (Grilled cheese, baby!)

12. Your resume' looks like a phone book.

13. You use the words "paradigm", "granularity", and "robust" in a single sentence.

14. Someone mentions a 7:00 meeting and you say, "AM or PM?"

15. You cry when your laptop won't start.

16. You carry on a 5 minute conversation about data warehousing, then you ask what it means.
17. When other people speak of vacations in warm sunny places, you get a lost look on your face, cock your head to one side like a dog hearing a whistle, and say, "My last vacation was, um, it was, ah, um, er ....".

18. You write a workplan for your weekends.

19. Someone asks you what you do for a living, and you can't answer the question (OMG, am I sick of this one!!!)

20. Before starting the car, you insist on telling everyone where the emergency exits are.

21. Before stopping the car, you insist that everyone stay seated until the fasten seatbelts sign is off.

22. A good lunch consists of vending machine snacks.

23. A good dinner consists of vending machine snacks.

24. You insist that your friends submit time sheets at the end of the month so you can see what you missed.

25. You can tell the hotel staff what their room-rate policy is.