We Could Be Kings

Catching up on my surveys:

1. Hi, my name is... Luka, I live on the second whore!
2. Never in my life will I eat... uncooked human flesh…(think about it…)
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is... Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance
4. High school... wasn't that high, only four stories.
5. When I'm nervous... I pass out in a pile of my own shit and vomit.
6. The last time I cried was... fun!
7. If I were to get married right now my wedding party would be... laughing behind my back.
8. My hair is... mostly in the shower drain.
9. When I was 5.... I killed my first hobo…ah, the memories!
10. Last Christmas... I gave you my heart! The very next day…you got caught in an LA toilet trying to give a blowjob to a cop…
11. I should be... famous.
12. When I look down I see... those circles Dante was talking about.
13. The craziest recent event was... just last night a man next to us at Crispers got up to refill his soda by loudly saying, “Millard Fillmore!” I am not joking!
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be...paid better.
15. By this time next year... Danny Pintauro’s master plan to take over the world should be complete!
16. My current gripe is... my eyes are still a smidge wonky.
17. I have a hard time understanding... colloquial Russian.
18. There's this girl I know who... has a penis. (Hi, David!)
19. You know I like you when... I pee on your car tires.
20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be... myself.
21. Take my advice... don’t.
22. My most wanted item is... money
23. If you visited the place I was born... don't fall in!
24. I plan to visit someone.... if they offer me money.
25. If you spend the night at my house... you’d sleep on the crappy mattress in the spare room.
26. I'd stop my wedding if... someone dropped a line or missed an entrance, or if the orchestra was not following me when I sing!
27. The world could do without... me, and as scary as that sounds (and no, I am not suicidal) there’s a certain comfort in that.
28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than... have a discussion about #27.
29. Most recent thing I've bought myself... some strawberries, avocados, and bananas.
30. Most recent thing someone else bought me... Cathy bought me brunch last Sunday.
31. My middle name is... Disproportionism
32. This morning I... slept in till 7:50 (that’s late for me!)
33. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are... big ones, like elephants, hippos, rhinos and whales.
34. Once, at a bar... I prop myself up well so I can stay there!
35. Last night I was... sleeping.
36. There's this guy I know who... has a vagina. (Hi, Teresa!)
37. I don't know... anything, really, and that has a certain comfort and charm, too.
38. A better name for me would be... Run For Cover! Truth in advertising and all.
39. Tomorrow I am... a day older and less wiser.
40. My birthday is... dense with subtext!
41. What I really want for Valentine's Day is... money!
42. Is there anyone you like at the moment? Me
43. Have you ever given or been given rose? Yep, for theatre performances
44. What is your all-time favorite romance movie? A tie between Shakespeare in Love and Eternal Sunshine, actually
45. How many times have you honestly been in love? 0.37 times.
46. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Nope. I think that to think that someone needs someone else to complete them denies that sometimes what a person is supposed to accomplish in this world, they are to accomplish alone.
47. Do you think that you should put your friends first? Only if there are bullets flying
48. Have you ever had your heart broken? Kinda, in that I was sad that I always expected it so I let it happen and then realized I never was upset about it in the first place because I never put stock into it and always expected it to fail…my lack of commitment and faith is heartbreaking.
49. What do you think about long-distance relationships? God and I are fine.
50. Your thoughts on online relationships? I wonder what I'll have for breakfast...
51. Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger ? Both
52. Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? Not really
53. Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater, always a cheater? No, I think a couple fails, not an individual.
54. How many kids do you want to have? Less than zero.
55. Do you usually fall for the right boy/girl? I don’t fall for boy/girls.
56. What is your favorite color[s]? Purple.
57. What are your views on gay marriages? Usually from the pew, sometimes from the choir loft.
58. Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you re-marry? Right away? I’d have to find someone first, wouldn’t I?
59. At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex? In the womb.
60. What song do you want to hear at your wedding? A suite of Irwin Allen film overtures - this will only be funny to the peopel who know who Irwin Allen is...
61. Do you think that someone likes you? Nope – I’d be dead shocked if someone did. Not that I am not likeable; it’s just that I am so independent, I think I turn people off almost immediately.
62. Do u like your ex? All of them to some degree, yes.
63. Would you ever go back out with one of your exes? Nope.
64. Do you fall for every guy/girl? Nope, I really don't know any hermaphrodites.
65. Do you notice when one of your friends like you? There’s a caveat in that sentence, isn’t there?
66. Are you happy with your love life right now? Actually, I am happy with the self-assessment I am doing right now with my psychiatrist; I guess that’s about as honest an answer as I can give.

The Music Shuffle Thingy
What this year has in store for me: “Notorious" by Duran Duran (serious, the live version)
What my love life looks like: LMAO “A Pain That I’m Used To” by Depeche Mode – pretty prescient, this is funny, cos I am being honest
What I say when life gets hard: “Birds and Bees” by The Bird and the Bee – OK, that one doesn’t work
What I think of when I get up in the morning: “Fragamosia” by William Orbit – weird, cos it’s a beautiful, odd instrumental
A song I will I dance to at my wedding: “Turn on Me” by The Shins (LOL)
What I want as a career: LMAO – “Dirt & Dead Ends” by Indigo Girls
My favorite saying: “You Take My Breath Away” by The Knife
My favorite place: “Simple Gifts” – the jazz piano version
What I think of my parents: “Gardening at Night” by REM
Where I would go on a first date: "We’re Going to the Country” by Sufjan Steven – LOL, this one is funny
I describe myself as: “The Land of a Thousand Words” by Scissor Sisters - Hehe, this survey proves it, especially the part "so few are worth the breath to say..."
The thing I like doing most: “Apollo’s Frock” by Tori Amos – gah, I love the piano beginning!
The song that best describes the president: “Four Seasons in One Day” – Crowded House – the song is too good for him.
My state of mind like at the moment: “Legwarmer Swing” by The Shy-Aways
How I will die: “The Commander Thinks Aloud” by The Long Winters – which means I will be in a shuttle that breaks apart upon re-entry.
The song that will be played at my funeral: ”Bein’ Green” by Kermit
The song I'll put as the subject of this post: “We Could Be Kings” by Gene

Words from "We Could Be Kings":

Believe me, it´s time to tell my friends I love them

They deserve more than hasty delivered words of kindness

I'm sure you know that

We could be kings

This planet is ours

We´ve love on our side

And the keys to my car

We´ll storm through the city

And here it is, just in case you want a listen:

http://download.yousendit.com/B249AD5E2B282653