Another Marcie Quiz

What's the title of your autobiography?
With my Utmost Sincerity

2. Name three colours, quick.
Purple, apple, and yellow

3. You're at a dinner with friends. You ask the server to take a picture of the group. Who's in the photo?
David and Cathy and almost everyone from Assassins and Michael

4. What do you think your friends would say they'd change about you if they could?
I would assume they’d wish I would lose weight and learn to keep my mouth shut more often, learn some graciousness.

5. Who can you trust more than anyone?
David

6. Who can you count on to make you laugh?
David

7. Name some things you like the feel of.
My chenille pillow, my cat, running my nails across denim.

8. Describe the perfect birthday.
I have this dream that me and my close friends spend a day at the spa…it’s too expensive, but I want to do what the ladies in The Women get to do!

Marcie's Quizes

1. What is your favourite word? Two of the many are preternatural and phan·tas·ma·go·ria.

2. What is your least favourite word? I'm a curser but I hate Jesus MF Christ!

3. What turns you on? Blowjobs

4. What turns you off? Salt Peter

5. What sound or noise do you love? That grinding thingy at the crematorium. It's creepy how it plays music and makes the monkey dance all silly whiles it's grinding.

6. What sound or noise do you hate? One of the voices in my head is sort of nasal.

8. What is your favourite curse word? Hexeth

9. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Glass sculptor

10. What job would you absolutely not like to attempt? Mayonaise taste tester

11. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you get to the pearly gates? "OK, what do you want to try next?"

A Quiz, I'll Occassionally do Quizes

But now I assume no one is reading this - hehehe.

1. Your name spelled backwards:
NAHPETS actually – Meaning: What picky Southern landlords say before they rent out a place.

2. Where were your parents born?
My mom was born in a Jewish convent in Calcutta. My dad was born in a stable, wrapped in swaddling clothes, ad then dropped off the side of a bridge.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Music

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
Hmmm – dunno really – depends on what I’m in the mood for.

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Haven’t in centuries it seems – went swimming in the pool at David’s dad’s condo

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yep, lots, I played Pontius Pilate SEVERAL times. Hmmm? What did the nuns know about me that I didn’t???

7. How many kids do you want?
Depends, what kind of dipping sauce are they being served with?

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Gansta rap

9. Are you registered to vote?
Holy Living Christ on a trampoline, yes of course!!!!

10. Do you have cable?
Nope, I don’t watch TV – I’m a snob

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Yep.

12. Ever prank call anybody?
All the time when I was younger. In fact, I was on an exchange program with an English school and I got “removed” from the dorms and put in the care of the Head of Security and his wife for the rest of my stay because I used the school phones to start a game of phone tag.

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
No…weird…

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky diving, yes, bungee no…saw that Faces of Death thing on bungee jumping where the person over-measured the chord and splatted on the ground, so waaaaay NO!

15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
New Zealand or India – not sure which is farther, cuz I went via London to India and via LA to New Zealand from Iowa.

16. Do you have a garden?
Not really, I have a small dirty patch that I let grow wild. In my head...

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Mutts

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yep, and I know Canada’s and England’s too!

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower, usually once or twice a day. Soaking bath about twice a month.

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Hmmm, Bride and Prejudice

21. Favorite pizza topping?
I am not a picky pizza person, really. I love white pizza, but mostly pizzas fail me because the crust is thin and flavorless. I am a thick crust person, he declares!

22. Chips or popcorn?
Neither – yick to salty foods. I guess popcorn if there is little to no salt and lots of unsalted butter.

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
As an actor, Faux by Smashbox – matches my natural lip color.

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No, does it do anything? Should I?

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Shyeah, right!

26. Orange Juice or apple?
Orange – apple juice looks like pee.

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
I went out to brunch with Larry Tackett

28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Dove Dark Chocolate

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
November 2004 – what a bust that turned out to be

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Can’t remember

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yep. And my lips are still sore.

32. Are you a good cook?
Have you seen my figure! Yes, I’m a good cook!!! Just not a healthy one…

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yep, hate the smell on my hands though. That’s also the same reason I no longer do animal husbandry.

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
I’m not THAT brain damaged!

35. Sprite or 7-up?
Zzzz…w.whu….whah? Sorry, was napping.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Yep, worked as an expediter for a print shop. Also, worked for several history sites and each had either uniforms or costumes - Living History Farms had both.

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Batteries

38. Ever throw up in public?
All the time, I’m a street performer. I do the Overture to the War of 1812 in vomit.

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Millionaire, baby...love isn't that expensive.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lust yes. Two words – John Hill

41. Ever call a 900 number?
Nope. Used to have a friend who worked for one though. She let us listen in on her phone calls. A little gross, people, but she was a very good actress.

42. Can exs be friends?
What exes?

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Larry

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
Yep, and now it’s all moved south

45. What message is on your answering machine?
I only have a cell with a VERY BRIEF MESSAGE. And to all of you who have cells with over-long outgoing messages that callers cannot skip, I HATE YOUR PHONE SERVICE! I absolutely HATE it when I press the pound sign thinking I am going to skip over the boring message and I get some error code or some electronic lady telling me to enter some secret password. Seriously, if you don’t know what you have on your cell, listen to it and see if you can abbreviate it!!!

It’s like this: “Hi, this is Sam. You’ve called my cell phone (duh!), but I am not available right now (double-duh!). If you want to (???), leave a message and I will get back to you at my earliest convenience. I usually check my messages periodically throughout the day, so I’ll try to get back to you as soon as possible. (WE DON’t CARE!!!) Or if you need me immediately, call my home phone number at 555-555-1234 or page me at 555-555-4321 (Where’s the fucking beep!) Or call my mom’s at 555-321-HELL. (C’mon!!!!!) Thanks and good-bye and have a nice day and life or whatever. Oh, and leave a message if you want…”

Then some computer bitch says, “If you’d like to leave a message, enter the secret code on the bottom of the last box of cereal you completely finished or wait and wait and wait for the tone at the very end of this message. (Jesus Holy Living Son of God Almighty, get to the motha-fuckin’ beep, for Satan’s sake!!!!!!) If you would like to page this person immediately, please wait for the tone at the very end of this long message and THEN enter to serial code of your car.” EEEEP!

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Gilda Radner – I loved her Julie Miller character

47. What was the name of your first pet?
Kitty Blue the Siamese kitty who used to give birth to her litters in my clothes drawer…ewww.

48. What's in your purse?
Tarot cards, that's it.

49. Thing to do before bedtime?
Read.

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
The weather right now makes me believe in a higher power who genuinely loves me.