To Survey With Love

Longest Relationship?
Three and a half years. I still have the emotional scars and the collection of eyelashes I secretly stole from him while he slept, but other than that, I’m over it.

How many times have you dropped your cell?
It should be a freakin’ sport with me. I have dropped it, thinking I could slow its fall with my foot, only to basically drop-kick the cell phone several feet. The weird thing is this cheapo phone I have right now, refuses to break.

Last Sport Played:
Volleyball with my sister. I won’t say when that was.

Weekend Plans:
Friday night I am going to see Just Like Heaven. Saturday morning, breakfast with the boys. Sat. afternoon, Corpse Bride with David. Other than that I am open.

Things you spend a lot of money on:
Midget porn and CDs and midget porn and eating at restaurants and ummm, midget porn

3 things you ate last:
Hehe…caught me at a good point. A handful of macadamia nuts, some veggie chips, and I am currently eating a gala apple. I haven’t yet touched the Milky Way Dark I have in my desk drawer.

2 people that hurt you:
David Almeida when he pokes me in the ribs.

Sarah French, in that she is so sexy, but somehow she cannot make me straight.

Two favorite songs:
Right now Pitty Sing’s “Radio” and REMs “Bad Day”

Last school you attended:
UCF…

Favorite Mall Stores:
Z Gallery and Harry & David’s.
You people who list 800 stores need to get help!

Longest Job Held:
I worked for six and a half years for Lockheed Martin in several capacities. Longest single position – this one – 4 and a half years as a consultant.

Do you own a pair of dice?
Yahtzee!!!

Do you prank call people?
Yep, all the time. Usually my friends and they know it’s me.

Last wedding attended?
Mine to the Evil Lord Kromdar. He's dreeeammmy...

Favorite Lake:
The one in Excalibur!!!

Age of first kiss?
Dunno – seems as a child I was always frenching with the neighbor girl.

Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Boston Market – and yes, it is fast food because it has a drive-up window!

First friend you'd call if you one the lottery?
David.

Last time you attended church?
I went a few weeks ago…

Biggest lie you've heard?
God told me once “I love you” but has He ever proven it?!?!?

Best kisser?
The most memorable kiss I ever had was from the man whom I first slept with, BJ Wiley. He was so sweet.

Worst kisser?
Lisa Stark once tried making me straight by mashing into my face while humping my leg…

But

The worst kisser was this actor I had to share a stage with. He’d try injuring me with his tongue…

Last hook up?
I’ve decided to quit talking about these things.

Most hated food?
Internal organs

Favorite condom brand?
What’s the weather like outside?